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I've had my fair share of dating disasers, in fact i've probably had your fair share too, I'd write about a few more but I risk a hoarde of angry ex-girlfriends turning up at my house with pitch forks. Solution? I'm sharing yours!

Send your funniest, most embarrasing dating related incidents to content@lovegirls.co.uk and each week we'll publish the ones that make us laugh the most. Thanks to the ladies of Twitter for this weeks little selection ...

Dating Disasters

Pizza!

The first time my girlfriend and I ever had sex we were alone in her house taking our time and trying to make it memorable. About halfway through her mum and dad walked through the front door and shouted "We brought pizza!". It ruined the moment but hey, the pizza was good!

- Jayne, Sheffield

After the massive success of the Liverpool Street Dance, T-Mobile had their work cut out for them. On thursday evening, Twenty thousand people gathered in Trafalgar Square after T-Mobile posted a teaser on their YouTube Channel asking for people to come along and sing. 11 Million YouTube hits would be hard to beat, but just after Saturday's Britains Got Talent, the new T-Mobile advert aired.

Was it worth suffering Britains got Talent for? No! T-Mobile had managed to get Pink to join in with the singalong of 'Hey Jude', but blink and you would have missed her. She appeared once, for about a second, slightly obscured by "some bloke". But the reason I wanted to see the advert was Pinks posting on her Twitter page:

Pinks Tmobile Advert

I've never really had what could be described as a "type", when it comes to women I've dated a broad variety of them in the search for "Miss Right".

The Search For Miss Right

LITTLE MISS RELIGIOUS

In the beginning ...

She was a hardcore Catholic girl who went to church every week and looked like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. Determined not to let our religious differences, her 9pm curfew or her parents disapproving glares get in the way of true love we started dating.

What went wrong ...

I'm sure there are girls out there worth waking up for at 8am on a Sunday morning, but I quickly realised she wasn't one of them. Whilst she was at Church praying for forgiveness for her sins, namely me, I was recovering from an alcohol fueled Saturday night out without her.

I have this friend who is basically a dating disaster, she is pretty, confident and funny, I bet she is sounding like a real catch, right? I can't for the life of me work out where she is going wrong, but all her relationships seem to run a similar cycle. Being the good friend that I am, I decided to catalogue the cycle in the desperate hope that maybe someone else can pin point whats going wrong with her relationships ...

Saying Sorry

Leave a comment letting us know the last thing you had to apologise for or your tried and tested method of saying sorry and you could win an Ann Summers goody bag.

The longer a relationship lasts the more likely I am to screw up, so learning to say sorry has become a necessity. You don’t need a degree in Advanced Mathematics to understand that an unhappy girlfriend = no sex. Whether you're apologising for not noticing a new hair cut, forgetting an anniversary or getting so drunk at her sisters wedding that you ended up throwing up over her mum's favourite dress, what you say and do counts for a lot.

Saying Sorry

The Bicerin Kiss is a Guinness World Record attempt to have the highest amount of couples kissing at the same specific time, on Valentine's Day.

The aim is to have one million couples (hopefully) in countries across the world (or at least 7,500 couples) kissing at the same time on Saturday the 14th of February 2009 at 12.00 midday GMT. The duration of your kiss must be between 5 - 20 seconds continuously.

The UK official London outdoor venue location is Trafalgar Square.

The Bicerin Kiss

Some movies just dont deserve wasting a tub of Ben and Jerrys on. I was forced to watch the Catwoman movie last night with some friends and what followed was a lengthy drunken debate - "Is Catwoman a Lesbian?"

I argued on the lesbian side for two reasons;
Halle Berry is crazy hot in that movie
The world needs a Lesbian Superhero (with an oiled up body and revealing leather catsuit)

I was determined to convice the others that she was infact a closet dyke, a loosely held argument soley based upon the fact that we all wanted to do some nasty things to Halle Berry.

Is Catwoman a lesbian

Ladies, ladies, ladies... I'm sure you have all been in this situation at one point or another in you life and for me it has happened once too often! Now we all know flirting comes like breathing to a lot of ladies out there, and I am indeed one of those ladies.

We've all had one of those quiet spells when, for a week or two, you have no one special to entertain you. So instead of welcoming the break and accepting that you can't be entertained 24/7 by the beautiful ladies of the world you find one that, lets just say, isn't your type and let her have a shot.

Win a copy of The L Word (Series 4) DVD - leave a comment letting us know about an experience you have had with an Ex.

Going from being in a relationship to being friends is never a smooth journey, sadly it's happened to me a few times and it always seems that both parties have different perceptions of what being an Ex involves. My first major breakup was with the first girl I ever really loved, we’ll call her Kelly – because that's her name! ;) We got engaged after a few months and were living together, the first sign things weren't going to work out was when I found out she had slept with someone else, always a giveaway that it’s time to move on. It was a textbook breakup, we talked for hours, tears flowed and we promised to always remain friends.

"Closer To Nowhere" may be the title of Jen Foster's upcoming video but it certainly doesn't describe Jen! She is a musically dynamic, kind, funny, REAL, Cool Rockin' Gal; and, she's right here - talkin' to LoveGirls. She's also addressing the rampant rumors of an alter ego. Hmm – two sexy Rock Girls for the price of one; it doesn't get any better than this!

LoveGirls: How old were when you knew you wanted music to be more than a hobby?

Jen: I was 15 years old when I first picked up my brother's guitar to try to write a song. I loved pop and rock music at that time, and spent hours in my bedroom mimicking my favorite singers. I used a jump rope to sing into, and I pretended my tennis racket was a guitar. Then one day, I thought that I would try to write. I knew at that young age that I was born to sing and write music. I didn't realize how much work it would be, but I stuck with it, and I am still doing it and making a living now, thankfully!

Jen Foster

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