A lesbian walks into a strip bar

... No really, I did! After spending the week asking women if they had been to one and hearing only great reviews I couldn't resist a visit. So on my birthday I decided to round up the girls and off we went. I'd been warned that it can be an expensive hobby and if I was planning on drinking not to take plastic, with this in mind I stuffed my pockets with as much cash as Barclays would allow me to withdraw and off we went.

The first thing that struck me was the lack of women in the place, apart from the strippers there were only 2 other women when we arrived, both were accompanied by guys. We headed to the bar and paid an obscene amount of money for a round of drinks before standing at the bar and watching the pole dancers.

There were lots of girls to choose from, a few came and chatted to us, tugged on our clothing and asked if we wanted a private dance. We’d spoken about it before hand and had decided as we were paying we each wanted a girl we considered perfect so we politely declined the first few. After about half an hour of cruising the club this brunette who I had earlier clocked introduced herself as Peaches, with a strong urge to get one of my five a day portions of fruit I couldn’t say no.

I was lead off slowly by the hand to a curtained area where she motioned for me to sit down in a chair. She placed my hands on the arms of the seat, parted my legs slightly and told to keep my hands on the chair or the bouncers would get upset. She started the dance in a bra and thong which I wouldn’t have minded if she kept on but I'm not complaining that she didn’t. The highlight was when she was dancing with her back to me and eased herself down on my lap, she looked over her shoulder tossing a suggestive glance my way. All in all she did a great job, teasing me practically to boiling point.

The night was awesome, but I would have paid five times what I did for someone who was actually gay with funky hair, a few tattoos and a more defined stomach. Don't get me wrong though ladies, it was fun and I'm already planning a night out to Spearmint Rhino, so whose with me?

Come on, spill the beans! Who has had a lap dance and what did you think? Did you have a girlfriend at the time? Did it turn you on? Would it make a difference that the girl was straight or not?

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