Even though I’ve experienced many a drunken fumble in a gay bar it wasn’t until I was asked to write this article that it hit me that I’ve have never actually done the pulling. I started to really doubt my pulling abilities, it was these doubts that led me to think it would be a great idea to get a gaggle of lesbians together and head out to Nottingham pride and get them to do the dirty work for me (queue the evil laugh)!
Armed with enough alcohol to fill a wheelbarrow we found a great viewing spot that we would call our base camp for the day. After a few cans the theories and stories started to roll, due to the fact that none of my friends seem to recall the intricate details of their nights out their stories weren’t much use. At this point I decided that maybe I should’ve been pickier when selecting friends to come with me. My girlfriend for one just didn’t seem that into helping me find the trick behind pulling chicks in bars, go figure.
I slowly realised that I would never collect any useful information chatting to my friends I needed to find more women to interrogate so a new plan was born, a drunken plan, but a plan nonetheless! We abandoned our base camp and started to chat to a few girls in the club next door. The conversation soon got flowing with several groups of lesbians who had some quite useful tips and advice. I tried to mentally make notes of all the advice they were giving but my brain slowly turned to mush and the questions got a little bit ruder as I carried on drinking. So here is the “[Drunken] Girls Guide to Pulling Chicks in Bars”.
Eye contact
People often underestimate the power of good eye contact, all you have to do is make eye contact with the girl that you like and if she keeps the eye contact going then you know that you have a chance. This is a very basic but often misused technique, you must remember not to look like a perve or a serial killer, it’s shocking how many people get this wrong.
Chat up lines
I have it on good authority that chat up lines can work but only when executed correctly. None of my friends were prepared to make a complete ass of themselves and risk the shame of a slap or drink over there head with the ones we were being advised to use.
Dancing
As well as being a great form of foreplay dancing can also be a great way to pull. Find a nice spot on the dance floor near the girl that you have been perving on, sorry I mean looking at. Whilst dancing try and catch their eye, if they look back at you then you know that you stand a chance. The next step takes some group co-operation, get your friends to move around the dance floor so that you end up next tonight’s Miss Right. As soon as you get close enough just ask her to dance.
Confidence
If you are one of the lucky few who were born with vast amounts of cockiness or you’re just too damn hot then you can get away with just going up to a girl and telling her that you like her. Obviously you risk making a complete muppet of yourself but hey, it’s a numbers game, right? Most people appreciate honesty and confidence, it’s simple as that. Just bare in mind that it’s a very fine line between confidence and arrogance.
Here are a few of the more ‘interesting’ ideas that were suggested to me, although they should come with some sort of health warning.
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Put your own name and number on the wall of the girls’ toilets saying how great you are in bed and spread the rumour yourself.A lot of hard work, research and drinking went into solving the mystery behind pulling girls in bars. Ignoring all the advice given to me by the girls I spoke to I can reveal that the best way to pull is to walk right up to them and say this “Hi I’m ________ and I write for LoveGirls.co.uk, I’m working on an article on how to pull girls in bars, can you help?”.
You will never have to worry about going home alone again!!
Leave a comment letting us know about you experiences, do you have much luck? A chat up line that never fails?
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Posted by Angela, at 02:11 on Thu, Oct 11th
I am hopeless at the whole'gaydare'thing,my ex is brilliant.She is also never single for long,literally she has a new gf after a week from breakin up with a girl! I can only tell a gay girl if she looks like 1oneor snoggin the face off another)Even though i was with my ex for like 3 yrs,i feel like im a inexperienced 18yr old again!