Lesbian Detector Testby Toni
For all those naive, distracted or very blonde girls out there, a test to final show if your gay or not!
I was sent an email a few weeks ago saying something like "Do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If she spins clockwise you are straight, if she spins anticlockwise you are a lesbian and if you can get her to go in either direction you are bi."
I'm going to claim that I was distracted with work at the time of reading it because the only other alternative is that I was having the blondest of blonde moments because I remember staring at her for ages willing her to spin anticlockwise.
Finally I found out what the test is for when a friend posted it on Facebook today. It's a test to see if you use the right side of your brain more than the left side. If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain more and vice versa.
LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
So which way does it spin for you? Are you tempted to reword the test meaning and send it to some naive straight girl in an attempt to convince her that she really is gay? Good luck!