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Toni Turner

Lesbian Detector Test

by Toni Turner

For all those naive, distracted or very blonde girls out there, a test to final show if your gay or not!

I was sent an email a few weeks ago saying something like "Do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If she spins clockwise you are straight, if she spins anticlockwise you are a lesbian and if you can get her to go in either direction you are bi."

I'm going to claim that I was distracted with work at the time of reading it because the only other alternative is that I was having the blondest of blonde moments because I remember staring at her for ages willing her to spin anticlockwise.

Are You A Lesbian Test

Finally I found out what the test is for when a friend posted it on Facebook today. It's a test to see if you use the right side of your brain more than the left side. If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain more and vice versa.

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe

RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
"big picture" oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking

So which way does it spin for you? Are you tempted to reword the test meaning and send it to some naive straight girl in an attempt to convince her that she really is gay? Good luck!

Showing 20 out of (130) Comments

Posted by Gloria, at 12:20 on Fri, Jul 23rd

No she goes both ways - If you keep the picture central on your page and then look at the top of the screen (say to the address bar on your internet browser) you'll still see the dancer moving even though she's out of focus. When she extends her arm or leg outwards, imagine that she's slowing down and she will start going in the opposite direction. It works for me anyway...

Posted by Zoe :3, at 08:17 on Thu, Jul 22nd

I saw her spinning clockwise.
And I actually am straight..

Posted by Omi, at 13:18 on Mon, Jun 21st

Hi there,

1- I saw her go both ways.
2- i like your test qestion ... becouse this day i try to know who am i?

i'm so sorry but could you tell me how to send an email or chating to ask you many of qes.

Posted by Midnight, at 05:37 on Mon, Jun 21st

I always see her spinning clockwise at first and after a minute or two she starts spinning counter-clockwise. So I see both lol when rotating clockwise - she has her right leg/arm extended; counter-clockwise her left arm/leg is extended. Never paid attention to that before...

Posted by Katieee, at 15:23 on Sat, Jun 19th

If there were levels of gayness, I would be awarded VERY gay. But it spins clockwise?

Posted by micky, at 10:18 on Tue, Jun 8th

It is an illusion and you can see it spin both ways if you concentrate lol!
and congrats @ Emma :D

Posted by emma, at 21:43 on Mon, Jun 7th

Ok its an illusion as i copied into my photos and posted it on facebook and guess what??? it didnt move!!
Im gay and happily married to a woman so i dont care which way it moves lol

Posted by trib me, at 08:23 on Sat, Jun 5th

THIS IS FAKE, im totally lesbian and it spins clockwise, its just an illusion

Posted by JuxJux, at 18:01 on Fri, Jun 4th

It only spins clockwise..

Posted by dre, at 08:27 on Mon, Mar 1st

Geeze, If you spend a little time and really stare at it you will see that first the right arm and leg are extended, then after a while it spins the other way with the left arm and leg extended. I can't believe I actually wasted enough time to find that out.

Posted by Kate, at 00:29 on Sun, Feb 28th

I watched it go clockwise for the longest time, then I looked away and she went counter-clockwise, what's that supposed to mean? lol

Posted by Zoe, at 22:18 on Wed, Feb 24th

At first she was spinning clockwise, then while I watched she started spinning anti-clockwise.

Posted by Melissa, at 08:50 on Wed, Feb 17th

Wow, I really thought it was changing directions every few minutes and that it was a scam. But no, when I look at it now I can control which one I see. It's a matter of whether you think the leg is passing in front of or behind the other leg, I think. Freaky.

Posted by Blahh, at 02:38 on Thu, Feb 11th

argh. clockwise ?? but i'm like totally attracted to girls.... ?? wtf :( i hate that im only seeing clockwise damn it

Posted by Buku, at 13:42 on Sat, Feb 6th

I say her anti- and clockwise. Few times she changes the spining lol . Gues i'm done with this test ha :) lol .Good luch guys...

Posted by nikinik, at 20:24 on Thu, Feb 4th

clockwise, but i`m gay

Posted by cheryl, at 02:50 on Thu, Jan 28th

I saw her go both ways

Posted by Myesha, at 18:52 on Tue, Dec 1st

i think all yuh females is naty how tha fucc can yuh like something that has tha same shiit yuh got bitch go ahead nd fucc yurself

Posted by Jennifer, at 01:45 on Fri, Nov 27th

This is wrong. I looked at this test on different websites and it says that if it spins clockwise your are right brained. If it goes counterclockwise you are left brained. Right brained people are most often gay, not left brained. Most of the population is left brained and will see it going counterclockwise.

Posted by Max, at 12:43 on Mon, Nov 23rd

I see her going to the right.

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