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Toni Turner

Lesbian Detector Test

by Toni Turner

For all those naive, distracted or very blonde girls out there, a test to final show if your gay or not!

I was sent an email a few weeks ago saying something like "Do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If she spins clockwise you are straight, if she spins anticlockwise you are a lesbian and if you can get her to go in either direction you are bi."

I'm going to claim that I was distracted with work at the time of reading it because the only other alternative is that I was having the blondest of blonde moments because I remember staring at her for ages willing her to spin anticlockwise.

Are You A Lesbian Test

Finally I found out what the test is for when a friend posted it on Facebook today. It's a test to see if you use the right side of your brain more than the left side. If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain more and vice versa.

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe

RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
"big picture" oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking

So which way does it spin for you? Are you tempted to reword the test meaning and send it to some naive straight girl in an attempt to convince her that she really is gay? Good luck!

Showing 20 out of (79) Comments

Posted by Ocean, at 22:26 on Mon, Mar 3rd

She turned clockwise first, then anti and then back to clockwise... etc. Drove me nuts! ... On Facebook I had to choose one or the other, not both, or changing. Bah.

Posted by Icka, at 03:33 on Sun, Mar 2nd

She could spin both ways and the wierd thing is that I could somehow control the way in which she did spin. Amazing stopping and then countering the way she spins.

Posted by Gingerspice, at 19:23 on Fri, Feb 15th

Ha! Ha! This thing is just cruel! The first time I watched it, i saw her going clockwise. That's all I saw. Then, for giggles, I read other people's comments. Went back and watched it again, after staring a bit, she went counter-clkwise. OMG!!! I don't know what her upper body does, but if you stare at the Feet, it all starts to make sense! lol - tooo funny! :D

Posted by Jessie, at 07:19 on Tue, Feb 5th

She was initally spinning *counter-clockwise* then I blinked, and she went clockwise. I think it's a trick. What the hell does left/right brain hemispheres have to do with sexual orientation anyway? That only says that straight people are more imaginative and gays are more logical! LMAO. This is BS. xo. Thanks for making me dizzy.

Posted by Sammy, at 12:17 on Fri, Jan 11th

I can get her to spin both ways, just focus your eyes slightly above her,and blink, ha ha... it actually just swins side to side I think, just depends on how you catch it the first time. Fun...

Posted by lindsey, at 03:34 on Thu, Jan 10th

it went both ways. it changes on its own, if it isnt symmetrical you couldnt just change it with your eyes.

Posted by Gremrat, at 08:44 on Tue, Jan 8th

...it won't spin any way BUT clockwise for me. And I'm pretty sure I'm lesbian because I watched it far longer than I needed to to affirm the illusion XD

Posted by kc, at 11:36 on Mon, Jan 7th

omg.its hurting my eyes looking at tha,an makin me dizzy.lol..im sure to be gay tho. :-)

Posted by Euphoria, at 23:37 on Sat, Jan 5th

duuuuude, it spinned clockwise then anti-clockwise for me (or is that counter-clockwise?) but i'm definitely gay :]

Posted by leslie, at 01:16 on Sat, Jan 5th

clockwise for me.. ODD! and looks like she is bouncing..

Posted by Abyitia, at 21:46 on Tue, Jan 1st

I can't get her to make a full turn spin either way, she makes half a turn one way then at the crossover point she starts turning the other way! So technically she's not evening turning at all!! Don't tell me this means I don't like sex at all cause then I'd cry lol

Posted by Ammie, at 20:05 on Tue, Dec 18th

I've seen her spin both ways. Mainly anti-clockwise though. I'm more like the left side attributes, so I guess it's good. I have some right side qualities though. So I guess the test is write.
I'm les and it mainly spinds anti-clockwise so I'm good with that too. ^_-

Posted by Dani, at 01:39 on Fri, Dec 14th

Wow that messes with your head coz she was going clockwise then turned when i scrolled down and saw her legs she was going anti-clockwise but that ok coz i'm bi but more into girls than guys

Posted by taz, at 21:59 on Thu, Dec 6th

i only see her spin anticlockwise omg does that mean i'm lesbian or not? if all the other lezzers see her spin clockwise, she is making me crazy! please make her stop!

Posted by pullen, at 00:57 on Wed, Nov 28th

it was so weird i stared at it for the longest time and it only went clockwise

Posted by Beny, at 16:51 on Fri, Nov 23rd

I could only see her spinning clockwise. Then when i scrolled down and could see only her legs they were going anticlockwise. I must be a legsbian.

Posted by Valuz, at 15:23 on Fri, Nov 23rd

She turn in clockwise and also in sense anticlockwise!!! she changes direction!!!!!!! Very funny!!! however I am sure to be lesbian!!

Posted by miggit, at 01:15 on Thu, Nov 22nd

It was going counter-clockwise for a long time...then it went clockwise...then it switched back to counter-clockwise quickly...I knew it! I am a gay-bi! yay!

Posted by moiz, at 11:06 on Wed, Nov 21st

turns out i'm straight. i got motion sickness trying to get her to go the other way :(

Posted by Sal, at 20:21 on Mon, Nov 12th

OHH i can't be true! I am 100% Bi and it is only spinning clock-wise! god damn it! lol !

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