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Toni Turner

Lesbian Detector Test

by Toni Turner

For all those naive, distracted or very blonde girls out there, a test to final show if your gay or not!

I was sent an email a few weeks ago saying something like "Do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If she spins clockwise you are straight, if she spins anticlockwise you are a lesbian and if you can get her to go in either direction you are bi."

I'm going to claim that I was distracted with work at the time of reading it because the only other alternative is that I was having the blondest of blonde moments because I remember staring at her for ages willing her to spin anticlockwise.

Are You A Lesbian Test

Finally I found out what the test is for when a friend posted it on Facebook today. It's a test to see if you use the right side of your brain more than the left side. If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain more and vice versa.

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe

RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
"big picture" oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking

So which way does it spin for you? Are you tempted to reword the test meaning and send it to some naive straight girl in an attempt to convince her that she really is gay? Good luck!

Showing 20 out of (107) Comments

Posted by Gav, at 20:08 on Wed, Jun 3rd

its a load of rubbish it changes direction all the time.........

Posted by Gen, at 14:22 on Fri, Apr 17th

WOW, i spent 5 mins thinking i was lesbian but then looked at her feet and now shes spinning clockwise. very cool. doubt it works but very cool.

trick of the mind.

Posted by Tabby, at 03:54 on Sat, Mar 28th

Not sure what's wrong wth me (or perhaps that should be what's right) but I just thought she could spin nude in any direction she liked... at my place ;p

Posted by jai, at 17:55 on Thu, Mar 12th

lolz... just position ur mouse on the left side of her waist and she'll turn counter clockwise! tsk tsk..

Posted by sexi jess, at 17:25 on Tue, Jan 27th

this is crap it spins the same way all the thing you bi.

Posted by kiki, at 00:11 on Fri, Jan 23rd

I see it spin both ways.
To control how you see it spin you just have to use peripheral vision when looking at the image.

Posted by Marto, at 11:58 on Tue, Jan 6th

At first it seemed like she turns anti-clockwise, but then i looked away and I saw her turning clockwise!Then I refreshed it some times and she still turned clockwise!OK.Sure, I think that it's some kind of f*c*ing scam and it can't be real test of your sexual orintation.... or I'm mad =D

Posted by Nikki, at 23:10 on Sat, Jan 3rd

that fuckin pic change after some minutes it cant turn clockwise and anti-clockwise look at her feet it just change after some minutes...Im confused :D

Posted by kawaii_neko, at 12:20 on Fri, Dec 5th

When I first looked at her, she spun clockwise. I went and read the comments, scrolled back up and she spun anti-clockwise. I kept staring and couldn´t make her move clockwise again...
this is soooo driving me fucking crazy ¬¬

Posted by Ashleigh Grange, at 14:24 on Wed, Nov 26th

the dancer is more then definately spinning anit-clockwise and i really dont think that it makes me a lesbain to say that
what a stupid stupid waste of time....

Posted by me, at 17:24 on Thu, Oct 30th

well when i looked at her first she went clockwise then changed to anti clockwise but then back to clockwise .... as it seems the same in many of theses peoples comments... im not sure i believe in this ... i gues i think i just needed reasurance in the fact that i do like girls and i am very turned on by them... and thats why i come across sites like thease .xx

Posted by Susan, at 21:45 on Mon, Oct 27th

This was sick! She is turning anti clockwise every time I look at her. And then Ive got to really stare at her feet to make her go the other way..and check out, her head is tilting to the right (from our view) when anti-clockwise, and to the other side when clockwise. This thing is drivin me crazy!!

Posted by Cardinasha, at 15:39 on Tue, Oct 21st

OMGG it was spinnin clockwise at 1st nd afta readin some comments i decided 2 look at the feet nd it turned counter clockwise =S that was trippy

Posted by Genevieve, at 20:48 on Mon, Oct 20th

i tried like 13 times each time she when both ways and i already knew i was bi lmfao!

Posted by nova, at 17:17 on Mon, Oct 6th

i can change the way it spins at my will just by concentrating. i guess i'm bi then :P

Posted by Kiama, at 11:45 on Sun, Sep 7th

Wow that is weird, each time I looked it was spinning a different way and I couldn't seem to change it until I looked away from pc and back again. I wouldn't really label myself as straight/gay/bi as all I look for in a person is that I love them and gender is unimportant, I do fancy women and men pretty equally tho so maybe bi is the label and this test agrees xx

Posted by dorothy over the rainbow, at 19:35 on Thu, Aug 28th

I see her turning clockwise.
I am female.
I hate men.
I love women.
I broke my closet at eleven years of age.
Meaning I've been an out and proud lesbian for half my life now.

But I confess to being kinda "cute" and lipstick-y most of the time.

Posted by =], at 12:10 on Mon, Aug 11th

AAARRRGGGHHH!
that is so cool ^_____^
i looked up the first time and sure enough, spinning clockwise.
then i read a few peoples comments, and someone suggested looking at her feet xD
i love this

ok then. lesbianism for me.

and i dont actually think the way she was spinning would have made any difference. it seems i was staring at her breasts the whole time :]

Posted by Lindsey, at 22:06 on Fri, Aug 1st

It's a trick of the brain.
Left/right hemispheres of the brain doesn't determine whether your homosexual or heterosexual.

Don't worry about it.

Posted by Kristi, at 05:43 on Fri, Aug 1st

When I first looked at her, she spun clockwise. I went and read the comments, scrolled back up and she spun anti-clockwise. I kept staring and after about 3 minutes I could get her to go back and forth. Amazing illusion. Guess it means I'm bisexual but then again I knew that already.

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