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Toni

Lesbian Detector Test

by Toni

For all those naive, distracted or very blonde girls out there, a test to final show if your gay or not!

I was sent an email a few weeks ago saying something like "Do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If she spins clockwise you are straight, if she spins anticlockwise you are a lesbian and if you can get her to go in either direction you are bi."

I'm going to claim that I was distracted with work at the time of reading it because the only other alternative is that I was having the blondest of blonde moments because I remember staring at her for ages willing her to spin anticlockwise.

Are You A Lesbian Test

Finally I found out what the test is for when a friend posted it on Facebook today. It's a test to see if you use the right side of your brain more than the left side. If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain more and vice versa.

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe

RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
"big picture" oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking

So which way does it spin for you? Are you tempted to reword the test meaning and send it to some naive straight girl in an attempt to convince her that she really is gay? Good luck!

Showing 20 out of (149) Comments

Posted by Bugs, at 18:29 on Sun, Feb 12th

She spins opisite of clockwise stops and than spins clockwise

Posted by Bugs, at 18:27 on Sun, Feb 12th

I like this girl but idk what to do help plz

Posted by Waste of Time, at 21:17 on Fri, Dec 9th

If you watch it long enough, you see that it spins one direction for a while, then there's a hesitation for like a split second and then it spins the opposite direction. It has nothing to do with brain function or sexuality. It is supposed to be intriguing, so you click on the ad it is promoting.

Posted by hlep me, at 11:39 on Wed, Nov 30th

i dont know coz i love my besty but i think i want her to be moer than a friend

Posted by pie, at 03:18 on Sun, Nov 6th

also, i like four guys but i think i could be kidding myself cause im scared how do you tell sometimes im attracted to girls and i find them cute and butiful but i didn't think any guys in my grade were cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by pie, at 03:15 on Sun, Nov 6th

i think i may be gay... i need help

Posted by nickyy, at 19:00 on Sun, Oct 16th

hey i am 13 and need advise i am bi and well i used to know a lesbo who i have kissed but i dont think she is one anymore what do i do? and i think she is worried and we have only kissed i want to do a bite more. how do i find a lesbo who is comfortable doing a bit more and won,t make it public? you rock confused !!!

Posted by Jemima, at 23:39 on Thu, Apr 14th

I need help I'm 13 and I really don't no if I'm bi or straight or gay.. /: Im attracted to girls but also guys...I've never like fancied a girl but I have for a guy and I really havnt had the experience so I don't no, but I have always wanted to try it out with other girls...so I don't no... please help!

Posted by sophie, at 08:05 on Fri, Mar 4th

Amm the best way to know u r a lesbian is if u like to lick vagina :)
If u only try or want to then u r a bi for now

Posted by lynn, at 05:28 on Tue, Feb 22nd

I resent and am offended that an article called "positions for dummies" would claim "blondes" are inept. I assure I am not, in many areas including smarts. What a MALE remark. We do get more dates anyway....

Posted by Elizabeth, at 03:02 on Sat, Feb 19th

All I see is her, I don't even care which way she's spinning

Posted by confused, at 19:06 on Thu, Feb 17th

hey , what a great test!!! I'm a lesbian!! uuyeeeh! ..oh no, wait a second.. I think I'm straight... no,no,i'm gay!! .... fabul..fcuk..straight again!!... hey is it me or her?? somebody has to make up their mind here! ...I better go and check who lies in my bed...........

Posted by brandy_rodz, at 18:04 on Sun, Nov 14th

Im 13 years old and kinda bi im in love with this girl shes so pretty and nice and shes bi to i love it when shes hugs me. I told i liked her she said she,feelt the same why i stayd at her house one night amd the dared us to kiss after that i knew i was i love with her so asked her to kiss me agin we were in her room and i wanted to fuck her sooo bad i wad so truned on by the way her lips feelt on mine i told her iv never feelt this way befor but i think i love with you all she did was kiss me and run her hands on my body then took oof my shrit and she went down on me im still in love with her and wish that could happen agin but i have a boyf and shes mad at me='( i miss the one and only girl i was in love with

Posted by Mickey, at 18:29 on Sun, Sep 5th

I stared at that for about 5 minutes & she was going anti clockwise. Then read the rest of your post. I scroll back & then she's clockwise. Now she doesn't even look like she's spinning. //Sigh.

Posted by my view of the test..., at 21:32 on Mon, Aug 23rd

first at glance i just couldnt watch it, but then, she moved clockwise, and was plain boring, and suddenly turned anticlockwise and made me horny.. and just wanted to watch her move like this... lesbian
if i lean my head to right shoulder it moves anticlockwise...

Posted by my view of the test..., at 21:26 on Mon, Aug 23rd

first at glance i just couldnt watch it, but then, she moved clockwise, and was plain boring, and suddenly turned anticlockwise and made me horny.. and just wanted to watch her move like this... lesbian

Posted by Stevie.SNAP, at 20:55 on Sat, Aug 14th

It was spinning anti-clockwise for ages then i came back to it like 10 minuteslater and it was clockwise O.o;; also i'm completely gay so that confused me too or does it not do the gay thing??

Posted by Abbie, at 12:45 on Sat, Aug 14th

i used to see her spin both ways but now i only see anticlockwise, maybe my brain has changed.. or maybe im just a massive lesbian lol :) its fun anyways x

Posted by josh, at 23:58 on Tue, Aug 10th

i like her ass

Posted by Gloria, at 12:20 on Fri, Jul 23rd

No she goes both ways - If you keep the picture central on your page and then look at the top of the screen (say to the address bar on your internet browser) you'll still see the dancer moving even though she's out of focus. When she extends her arm or leg outwards, imagine that she's slowing down and she will start going in the opposite direction. It works for me anyway...

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