It's a question I imagine many of you are struggling with at this time of year. Have you been 'nice' all year round and worked your way up Santa's good girls list, or have you had a few episodes of 'naughty' that are going to hurt your chances of Santa dropping by with that new iPhone you've been asking for?

To save you the dissapointment on Christmas day we I came up with a quick little quiz that should help you determine whether or not you need to bother leaving the cookies and milk out on the mantle this Christmas Eve.

Take the test to see which category you come under, that should help determine whether your going to be in Santa's happy sack this crambo or left weeping into your eggnog. Remember be honest, no cheating, Santa is watching you.

Question 1 - Have you had a threesome this year?

A - No, Twos company etc
B - Yes, but it wasn't planned
C - Does a six women gang bang in Bethenel Green car park count as a threesome?

Question 2 - Have you cheated on a partner in the past 12 months?

A - Absolutely not, its morally wrong
B - Yes once, but it was a drunken mistake, and I fessed up right away
C - What they know won't hurt them, right?

Question 3 - Have you told a lie to get someone into bed?

A - No, honesty is always the best policy
B - The odd little white lie never hurt anyone
C - I lie so often I would not know the truth if it jumped up and bit me on my minge

Question 4 - Have you given generously to charity this year?

A - I sponsor little Maduffoo in Somalia
B - I need to renew my subscription to the Big Issue
C - I threw some dried bread at the crusty old smack head who lives in a box at the end of my road

Question 5 - Have you been kind to the elderly?

A - In my spare time I volunteer for Meals on Wheels
B - I really must pop round and visit granny soon
C - all old people are grave dodgers who smell of pee

Question 6 - Have you been thankful this year for your good health?

A - I treat my body like a temple
B - I really need to get down the gym in the new year
C - I was thankful for that gram of coke I got last weekend that was so strong it made me collapse in the middle of a crowded dance floor and piss my self

Question 7 - Have you been a good Christian this year?

A - I attend St peters every Sunday
B - I thought church was just for weddings and funerals
C - Not too sure about Jesus but I like to masturbate over a picture of Mary every once in a while.

Mainly A's
Well done my child, no doubt that iPhone will be making its way down your chimney very shortly, although you probably wont get a chance to enjoy it, after all material goods are the tools of the devil.

Mainly B's
Alas you have tried, and although improvement is needed! I'm sure Santa will reward you with a 12 month subscription to GaydarGirls. Maybe next year you might even get something you will use.

Mainly Cs
Its official, you're a wrongen' and will be getting sweet F all this xmas, no doubt this will not bother you one bit as you probably have your face firmly tucked in 'what's her name' from next doors muff. Well take some advice from Santa, fix up and stop acting like a ho ho ho!

Whether your an angelic A, a do gooding wannabe B, or a satanic C, we here at LoveGirls hope you get what you asked for this Christmas what ever that may be, but remember what the great philosopher Mariah Carey once said ...

"I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true ...
All I want for Christmas is
You ..."

Ah bolloxs, just give me my iPhone!

Leave a comment letting us know which you scored or whats on the top of your Christmas list and if your likely to be getting it!