Forget the war in Iraq, the US elections or Amy Winehouses lastet smack video on YouTube, the lesbian community has been rocked by news that Pink and hubby Carey Hart have decided to end their marriage.
Who would ever have guessed that the spiky haired, tattooed, lesbian icon and the motor bike racing womanizer wouldn't make the distance?
This is obviously a sensitive time right now for Pink, whats his face, and of course her fans who have been flooding the singers forums with words of support. So as a gesture of support we at LoveGirls have decided to issue two statements regarding the matter. One statement is a true representation of how 97.1 % of the lesbian community feel about the news, the other statement is how the remaining 2.9% feel. See if you can guess which one is which.
Statement One
We the staff of LoveGirls are truly sad to hear about the untimely demise of pop singer Pink and talented racer Carey Hart’s two year marriage. We only hope in the near future the perfectly matched pair will somehow work out their problems and reunite. The fact they have decided to stay best friends only confirms that they are soul mates and should serve as an inspiration to us all. Our thoughts are with you both and whether you get back together or stay as friends we know you will continue to love and respect each other.
Statement Two
Rejoice! Rejoice! Pink is single. Finally she has dumped her scruffy good for nothing boy racer, and might finally be on her way to admitting what we’ve all been wishing for years, she's GAY! The lesbian community, who lets face it are responsible for a large percentage of her record sales, are sick to death of hearing Pink gush about how in love she is with her man. Now the sham is over she is free to unleash her inner lesbian and start paying us back for all our years of undying devotion. So come on Pink, lets get your party started and attach that strap-on, apply the lube and prepare your tongue to be busy busy busy.
Ed. To save time answering the predictable emails from Pink fans accusing us of insensitivity and bad taste I would like to release two statement's regarding the matter to show that we appreciate your comments.
Statement One
LoveGirls would like to sincerely apologize to Pink, her former partner Carey Hart and her fans for any hurt our recent article has caused at this delicate time. We often use humor on our website but we realise in this instance that we went too far, again we apologise.
Statement Two
Rejoice! Rejoice! Pink is single ...
Click here to read the statement by Pinks official spokeswoman.
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Posted by Alex, at 23:28 on Sat, Aug 16th
Your blog is interesting!
Keep up the good work!