Dating Disastersby Toni
I've had my fair share of dating disasers, in fact i've probably had your fair share too, I'd write about a few more but I risk a hoarde of angry ex-girlfriends turning up at my house with pitch forks. Solution? I'm sharing yours!
Send your funniest, most embarrasing dating related incidents to email@example.com and each week we'll publish the ones that make us laugh the most. Thanks to the ladies of Twitter for this weeks little selection ...
The first time my girlfriend and I ever had sex we were alone in her house taking our time and trying to make it memorable. About halfway through her mum and dad walked through the front door and shouted "We brought pizza!". It ruined the moment but hey, the pizza was good!
- Jayne, Sheffield
Not so hot ...
Whilst fooling around on the bed my girlfriend at the time thought it would be hot to take a mouthful of the wine she was drinking and drissle it into my mouth. The reality was that she ending up almost choking me..... sexy!!
- Kirsty, London
Predictive texts ...
I'd arranged to meet a girl I liked at Wish, but if you've ever been you'll know if you're not on the guestlist and turn up any time after ten then you're queing for at least an hour to get in. She texted me asking where I was, and I replied with "I'm outside the club, fucking queue" only thanks to the predictive text on my crappy phone it said "I'm outside the club, fucking steve". Thankfully she saw the funny side!
- Lisa, London
Phone Addict ...
The worst first date I ever went on consisted of a girl who spent more time texting and chatting on her mobile phone than she spent chatting to me, to friends, her mum, and one of the phone calls actually sounded like she was arranging another date with someone else. The final straw came when she loaded up Facebook on her phone and started replying to an email, I couldn't believe anyone could be so rude I made an excuse to leave after a few drinks.
- Erica, Dublin
De ja vu ...
I met a girl in Coyotes and we arranged a lunch date for the following week. It wasn't until after the food when she said, "It took me a while to forgive you for not calling me" that I realise I'd hooked up with her one night a few years ago when I was going through a promiscous phase. I tried to pretend I remembered her, but I think the lightbulb moment was a little too obvious and my acting skills are just plain awful. When she realsied I didn't remember she look mortified, hopefully I wont run into her again in another few years!
- Jen, Manchester
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