Posted by Monique, at 05:16 on Tue, May 1st

I met my future wife when I was an udrudgraneate. We did not actually date until after I
graduated. Why? Well, she was one of my professors. So we waited, and not very patiently, for
two and a half years. Once the tassle was turned at commencement, she came over to me and asked
me out to a movie and dinner! Then, after a month and about two dozen sizzling, sweaty, and
slippery all-night tribbing bouts on her waterbed, I moved in with her, tied the knot about two
years after that, and five years later we still make tsunamis on our waterbed nightly! And I
got my MA and Ph.D with all that going on! College was definitely a blessing for me!

Posted by mallory, at 21:08 on Mon, May 24th

theyre fine but i dont really go for blondes