I've had my fair share of dating disasers, in fact i've probably had your fair share too, I'd write about a few more but I risk a hoarde of angry ex-girlfriends turning up at my house with pitch forks. Solution? I'm sharing yours!

Send your funniest, most embarrasing dating related incidents to content@lovegirls.co.uk and each week we'll publish the ones that make us laugh the most. Thanks to the ladies of Twitter for this weeks little selection ...

Pizza!

The first time my girlfriend and I ever had sex we were alone in her house taking our time and trying to make it memorable. About halfway through her mum and dad walked through the front door and shouted "We brought pizza!". It ruined the moment but hey, the pizza was good!

- Jayne, Sheffield

I have this friend who is basically a dating disaster, she is pretty, confident and funny, I bet she is sounding like a real catch, right? I can't for the life of me work out where she is going wrong, but all her relationships seem to run a similar cycle. Being the good friend that I am, I decided to catalogue the cycle in the desperate hope that maybe someone else can pin point whats going wrong with her relationships ...

Some movies just dont deserve wasting a tub of Ben and Jerrys on. I was forced to watch the Catwoman movie last night with some friends and what followed was a lengthy drunken debate - "Is Catwoman a Lesbian?"

I argued on the lesbian side for two reasons;
Halle Berry is crazy hot in that movie
The world needs a Lesbian Superhero (with an oiled up body and revealing leather catsuit)

I was determined to convice the others that she was infact a closet dyke, a loosely held argument soley based upon the fact that we all wanted to do some nasty things to Halle Berry.

I was looking after my best friends son at the weekend, as we drove past Toys R Us he asked if he could go in, I was tired, so I told him it was closed. Sadly he's 10 and the mass of cars outside made it obvious that I was talking crap. I felt guilty about it after although I'm not sure if it's because I'd lied to him or because he caught me out.

It made me think about the lies my parents told me when I was growing up, if I believed everything my parents told me then I'd still believe now that:

"If you tell the truth you won't get in trouble"

It's a question I imagine many of you are struggling with at this time of year. Have you been 'nice' all year round and worked your way up Santa's good girls list, or have you had a few episodes of 'naughty' that are going to hurt your chances of Santa dropping by with that new iPhone you've been asking for?

To save you the dissapointment on Christmas day we I came up with a quick little quiz that should help you determine whether or not you need to bother leaving the cookies and milk out on the mantle this Christmas Eve.

When you are ready to come out, finding the right words can be battle which is why Lizzy the Lezzy wrote a "Coming Out Guide". Although be warned, following the advice of a cartoon character is not the way forward ;)

Yesterday, for those unaware, was National Coming Out Day! An ideal time for "not out" gays and lesbians to break free of that cramped closet. For those of you who took this opportunity to come out to your parents, friends, co-workers or even just yourself, well done!

If you aren't ready to come out to others yet, don't stress, I have friends who found it easier coming out than telling their parents their GCSE results, and others that after 10 years still haven't been able to. Don't feel pressurised, only you know when the time is right. Whether you are out or not, be proud of who you are!

For all those naive, distracted or very blonde girls out there, a test to final show if your gay or not!

I was sent an email a few weeks ago saying something like "Do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If she spins clockwise you are straight, if she spins anticlockwise you are a lesbian and if you can get her to go in either direction you are bi."

I'm going to claim that I was distracted with work at the time of reading it because the only other alternative is that I was having the blondest of blonde moments because I remember staring at her for ages willing her to spin anticlockwise.

Those boffins at Honda do like to keep themselves busy. After 21 years playing with their Meccano, the bright sparks finally came up with a shiny helmeted robot called ASIMO. If you care, that stands for Advanced Step in Innovative Mobility. LoveGirls never passes up an opportunity to review the latest battery operated toys, so we ask those all important questions; can it keep us company on a lonely night and does it come in pink?

Okay for those poor chicks who took this a little seriously last month I feel I need to explain how "Would You Rather" works. You are in the Play Time section of LoveGirls, these are not life or death decisions. We realise the two things we are asking aren't all that likely but how much fun would it be to ask "Would you rather eat ready salted crisps or cheese and onion?". Okay, moving on here are your new dilemas!

So ... would you rather ...

Have no sense of humor or no sense of hygiene?

Have a sixth sense and always know when your girlfriend flirted with someone else or live in blissful ignorance?

Make me laugh the hardest to win the latest Avril Lavigne Album!

Today has been a pretty heavy day at work so I'm in need of some light entertainment. I want to hear the funniest thing someone has said to you about you being a lesbian ... inspired by one of my new myspace buddies and her very comical mother here are a few to get your started ...

"If you really are into girls, then you wouldn't choose to be with a girl who looks like a boy"

"Was it because you saw me as I walked naked from the bath tub to my room all those times?"