The Ten Commandments of Being a Lesbian

by Toni Turner

The burning bush or the burning bra? Whatever your form of divine intervention, you will take heed of the following Ten Commandments so that they may be forever cast into stone. Only the penitent woman shall pass into the religion that is Lesbianism....

1) Thou shalt choose a label
Just like every tin in your local Tesco you too will need a label. Choosing your label is not as easy as it used to be, these days it doesn’t come down to being Femme or Butch, like a packet of Skittles lesbians now come in many different flavours. Stone Butch, Lipstick, EMO, Dyke, Diesel, the list goes on ... confused yet? Choose your label carefully as thou shalt not do anything which does not fit your label without risking a very public stoning.

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