Posted by Holly, at 01:41 on Mon, Aug 6th

Reading all these stories really makes me want to go to a club...

Posted by nikkii, at 14:18 on Wed, Jul 25th

i've been to Katz in basildon sveral times, but first time i had a lap dance was my last
birthday. i went there with my friends after a very drunk night at colors. There was lots of
gorgeous girls on the stage but one caught my eye. she was stunning after her dance on stage
she came straight over to me, i thought hey just go for it and had my first lap dance it was
great and very secluded, while she was girating on me naked i felt sooooo horny. I got a kiss
and her number so all good. later that night my friends rounded up and got me the same girl
and her mate to give me a public lapdance they draged me on stage and did it infront of
everybody it was very embaressing but still it was fun.. well after that night we txt for a
while even ended up shaging her, saw her for a bit now that was fun lol xxxxx

Posted by kirsty, at 13:06 on Tue, Jul 24th

well.......... it all started on a thurs eve, it was my birthday the day before , and didnt
really do anythin interestin, ...then i got the call......it was a male friend of mine , askin
if i fancied meetin up 4 a few cheeky drinks after work.....and suggested we met up at long
legs in Manchester..( i work just 5 mins outta town anyway)..so as u can imagine..it didnt take
much persuasion, within 15 mins, we were heading down the stairs of the strip club...i was
quite nervous at this point , being as it was my first time ever in a lap dancin bar, we headed
for the bar for 2 rather overpriced beers....to shy to have a nosey round ( didnt wanna look
like a kid in a candy shop ) lol ..we chose our seats and sat down,....there were mirrors in
front of me so i didnt have to look around to check out the dancersand it was a thurs
afternoon/ eve..so wasnt very busy .
my friend started tellin me about a female friend of
his, who works there.and decided he was gonna buy me a dance from her for my birthday ....thats
when the panic set in ..."what if she refused,?...what if i start to blush ...?" when he
pointed her out to me ...i was pleasantly suprised, however noticed an absolute stunner just
across the room from her ....and decided there and then .....im having her !!!!(dancin 4 me.
that is ) ........and so i did ....what a fantastic night....i have become somewhat a regular
now ...
she told me .... "i like dancin 4 girls, can u tell ?" ....the wet patch on my
knee was a dead give away !!! wow what a sexy girl....kissing me , and rubbin her nipples
across my mouth !!
HOWEVER = PLEASE NOTE THE ORIGINAL GIRL..( MY FRIENDS , FRIEND) TOOK ME
IN THE LOO'S KISSED ME AND GAVE ME HER NUMBER ...WHOOO HOO.... what a smashing night...... by
all accounts

Posted by Misty, at 02:51 on Sat, Jul 21st

I think it's way hotter to get a lap dance from someone that is just as turned on as you are
and not just doing it for the cash. Gay, punky chicks can feel free to track me down.

http://www.myspace.com/curvaceouslycute

Posted by Yvette, at 14:31 on Tue, Jul 17th

I must admit me and my gay girlfriends are strip club whores...We tend to overtake seating
areas for the strippers public shows...Strippers are so hot...had many wanting to come home
with me, but declined, it would ruin the fantasy of it all. But i have taken erotic dance
classes so much fun......

Posted by Michelle, at 06:27 on Mon, Jul 16th

I had a lap dance by this stripper that I'd seen a couple of times. My pals got the money up
for my bday to finally get a lap dance from this super hot chick (who by the way smelled like
over ripe fruit which was THE ONLY turn off)...so it was really really fun and I got super
duper turned on. I tipped her all night after that, and unlike the guys, she let me lift up
her thong to put the tip it...that made me hotter than anything!

Posted by lei, at 00:57 on Sat, Jul 14th

bein gay i ave always wanted 2 go 2 a strip club but i feel 2 nervous because of the comments n
how the dancers would react,but now i have read ur stuff i know that its fine for a lesbien 2
go 4 a nite out n even ave a private dance n 2 know she mite even enjoy dancin 4 u! happy days
n thanx guys thats my wknd planned!!!!

Posted by Vanessa, at 02:47 on Thu, Jul 12th

i have been to a free strip clubs and enjoyed every monent of it... the best thing about being
in australia is we can touch the girls :)

Posted by realas, at 11:18 on Mon, Jul 9th

it was an awsome experiance to see my girlfriend blush at the sight of another woman who was
not me dacing for her i think she was abit shocked at how much she enjoyed it and how great it
was to be tere as a couple and we enjoyed it together

Posted by Sam, at 21:02 on Sun, Jul 8th

Mmmm lap dancing, its so addictive isn't it. I got into the trap of going every weekend with my
best mate. Must say the first time was a little daunting, walked into this seedy place, with
men everywhere and to be fair the girls weren't the best although there were a few I was
willing to give my whole bank account to. My mate had been before and one of her mates was a
dancer, so off she went and got a dance while I stood at the bar drinking vodka, after about 15
minutes i was thinking god I gotta have one...then the ugliest girl in the whole club came up
to me, even had a tooth missing, and she asked me if i wanted a dance, i thought fuck it, its
now or never...so off I went, whe sat me down on this nice leather sofa and pushed my hands
firmly onto my legs, and then the songs started...of course being new to all this i didnt
realise that one song was one dance, and 8 songs later I was skint, more to the point when she
got up she had left a little pressie on my trousers, wouldn't have minded so much but she was a
pig, oh well they were my mates trousers anyway, and guess what I got to keep them. Anyway
this didnt put me off, it became quite addictive, especially when I found two that I
practically fell in love with. I was there all the time, even managed to get my hands
wandering here and there, and I kissed one...result. Definitely recommend it to all girls, and
its true we get far more attention than the sleezy guys in there, and you know they actually
get off on it, so everyones pleased... So yeah any girls planning to go to a lap dancing club I
am up for it, wanna take my girl there too, she'd love it.

Posted by karen, at 16:03 on Sun, Jul 8th

i went to a lap dance club in america ...and i must admit the girls loved it!!!lol...and were
ignoring the guys a bit ..opps!!!!!

Posted by Lori, at 16:01 on Sun, Jul 8th

I have never been to a strip club but I've always wanted to go. There are a lot of "gentlemen's
clubs" as they're called here, but they frown on "unescorted" women (meaning those without a
man at their side) coming in. The closest I've come to that experience is watching a seductive
belly dancer do her thing while making intense eye contact ;)

Posted by gemski, at 15:59 on Sun, Jul 8th

my friend is a lapdancer and i get loads of dances off her an its amazin, trouble is she aint
gay but the way she is wiv me i think she mite try it! lets hope so coz shes stunnin! x x

Posted by Mand, at 13:50 on Sun, Jul 8th

I haven't had a lap dance, though I would love one. Would prefer a gay girl, with funky hair
etc to a blonde, more traditional lap-dancing type though.

Someone should start a
strip club for dykes.

Posted by Sarah Hudson, at 10:15 on Sun, Jul 8th

personally i find that it does not make much of a difference if the girl is straight, for me
that makes the experience quite naughty. However the girls who are gay know exactly what i
want, they know how to move down my body, how to look at me, how to tease me with everypart of
of their body, by the end of it all i want is more, so im guessing they have done their job
very well! i quite often go to a lap dancing bar in newcastle. most of the girls are lovely,
very professional and polite. i now have a few favourite girls who i will get a lap dance off.

Posted by Barbara, at 22:39 on Sat, Jul 7th

uhhmmmm.... I am a pole exercise teacher and was a pole dancer back in my country for 4 years
and I have tatoos and piercings...lol... well... I love to dance and to make a lap dance to a
gorgeous women is just the best! Though in my country there are not many women that look for it
but once and a while they would come... Like to hear that you liked and had some fun... hope i
had more women asking me to lap dance when i worked in it...LMAO... i should have worked here
but what I see

Posted by Gemma, at 14:05 on Sat, Jul 7th

I was taken to a lap dancing club when i was 18 for my birthday by some guys from college, it
was ace fun but real expensive, but what happen was though, that they found out it was my
birthdday in the club, and i was talking to some of the dancers and they asked me to dance for
my birthday, so being the drunken fool that i am, i did and i got loads of free
drink!!!
GOOD TIMES!!!

Posted by Lor, at 13:59 on Sat, Jul 7th

Well, it wasn't in a Strip Club but my mate Ashley gave me a lap dance once.
It was pretty
good but Steph had filmed it on her phone &, soon enough, the whole school found out!
I was
a bit gutted. But all the boys were like 'How did you get her to do that?'
What can I say?
I'm good with women :P
xox

Posted by Lou, at 11:45 on Sat, Jul 7th

I've been to a strip club in Blackpool a couple of times. The first time was great. Another
time was OK but some of the girls were REALLY snotty with me when I said I didn't want a
private dance - they kept asking why I was in a strip club when I didn't want a dance and just
couldn't handle it when I politely explained that I just didn't fancy any of them that much!!
I once pulled a girl in a club who just happened to be a lap dancer so I took her back to a
party afterwards where I asked her to demonstrate her skills. Needless to say, that was WAY
better!!!!!!

Posted by Adelaide, at 11:29 on Sat, Jul 7th

bizarrely, this articale turns up on my computer on my birthday, and the day that (although i
requested this it may not happen) i am off to Spearmint Rhino....if I go tonight and get a
lapdance i'll think of you all (briefly - before focussing my attentions on more pressing
matters) and if i don't, then that will be next weekends excursion... ;)

Posted by *EliSAlEM*, at 11:26 on Sat, Jul 7th

i AiNT EVEN q0N liE THiS iZ MUH SECRET i USED T0 BE A "DANCER" AND THE lAST DANCE i qAVE iT WAS
PRiVATE AND iT WAS T0 A FEMAlE AND i AM A lESBiAN AND WE ENDiND UP FUKQiN THAT NiTE BUT i MEAN
iT WAS KiNDA AWQUARD KUZ i WAS STRAiTE AT DAT M0MENT iN TiME S0 i QUESS SHE TURNED ME 0UT (A
C0MPlETE STRANqER)

Posted by lou, at 11:10 on Sat, Jul 7th

i've been to one in newcastle and i have to admit that even though its an expensive night, its
well worth it. me n my girlf have been a few times now ;-)

Posted by Lilly, at 05:59 on Sat, Jul 7th

I've been to quite a few strip clubs and on many occasions. I also worked in a strip club for a
while. Being a femme lesbian who's attracted to femme women I love hitting the strip clubs.
From experience strippers would much rather do a lapdance for a woman than a man and women to
tend to get a better lapdance than men. I've had quite a few gorgeous strippers even rub their
nipples over my face and across my lips during a lapdance, which of course drove me crazy.
You'd be suprised how many strippers are actually bi or more attracted to women too.

Posted by Sweetlips, at 04:00 on Sat, Jul 7th

I used to work in a club,lap dancing is illegal in our state, so we only danced the podium and
private shows.There was never any woman that came in (except my girlfriend) I would have loved
some female clientele...would have made it more dangerous and tempting for me as a dancer,
instead of faking it for the men.

Posted by arig, at 01:48 on Sat, Jul 7th

I go for dykey girls, Im a Femme and femmes do nothing for me so I wouldnt go to a strip or
lapdance joint... I like doing that for my lovers though!!! Would definitely attend a class or
workshop!

Posted by Butch, at 01:05 on Sat, Jul 7th

sounds like you had a ball, but, i got one better. i used to work at a strip club. two
actually. and it was difficult to sit there and watch the girls dance all night, and then,
because you worked there, have them come up to you and tease you all night. and you'd be
surprised at just how many of the dancers are actually gay.

Posted by Jai, at 00:36 on Sat, Jul 7th

Theres a new strip joint just opened up in my town, so me and my mates are off there in a
couple of weeks... canni wait to be honest lol.. am V jealous Toni, glad you had fun sweet xxx

Posted by mk, at 00:18 on Sat, Jul 7th

nice not only was i not invited i find out about it on a myspace bulletin hope ya'll had a
great night x

Posted by Teri, at 23:42 on Fri, Jul 6th

It was ok, the girl was hot and she did a good job but just didn't do it for me... Guess she
was a bit too much of a man's woman. Don't think she minded dancing for a woman though... And
yes I'd do it again!

Posted by Skittlz, at 23:35 on Fri, Jul 6th

My Friends and I have been to a few and I think that we get more attention and pay for less
than the men there. It is a good time now and then.

Posted by saz, at 23:33 on Fri, Jul 6th

i agree would be nice to see some lapdancers with tattoos or piercings

Posted by Kaz, at 23:27 on Fri, Jul 6th

I went to one in Blackpool with some friends last year it was great, highly recommend it to
anyone that hasn't been. Not something I'd want to do regularly though.