Posted by Luckycharm808, at 22:47 on Fri, Aug 31st

Ahh the bathrooms...lesbians doing the do! Lets see i've done it in clubs, work, restaraunts,
movie theatres, parents home, casinos, college dorm...and yes i got caught more then once. The
most embarrassing one was at the club it was closing time and they were pounding on the door
and my girl said dont stop, dont stop!!! The heat was on so i couldnt stop so they tried to
break the door down, tee hee!

Posted by Jess, at 14:39 on Sun, Aug 19th

Il be yr guinea pig anyday Lucy ;)

Posted by noromevian, at 15:35 on Wed, Aug 8th

eh the tunnel a couple of times ugh bad memory there this women kissed me so ruff she bit me
next day my lips were cut up n swollen ah . eh too many places unfortunately my gf's mum hates
me n i lives like 3hrs from where she live at the mo so i dont have anywhere to "see" her . so
i was just bout to get the bus home n my gf persuaded me to go to the bus station toliets with
her. so well she was almost there wen this huge knock on the door it was the bus driver n he
said one had to come so ofcourse i did i got so many dirty looks aah was so embarasing. n to
top it all of the girl who was in the bathroom wen i got busted was sitting across from me on
the bus. ps was the author of this on tv? aka shipwrecked face looks familiar lou x

Posted by veritydean, at 12:56 on Wed, Aug 8th

ive done it in plenty of toilets, one good one was in heaven in the RnB room, but a bouncer
came in and caught us, however he thought we were doing drugs, i was embarassed for about 5
mins but eventually saw the funny side, itsfun doing it in toilets as long as its clean!!

Posted by Heather, at 16:14 on Wed, Jul 25th

I'l be sure to bare these places in mind and should i ever get caught short ;) will pay a
visit!! I live in Ashford Kent and was at Liquid Life wen my gf decided she wanted a bit of
'ows your father lol and so dragged me to the loo's! Only for one of the bouncers to come and
remind her that they were the girls toilets!! WTF?? shes not manly by any means!! well it went
out the window at that point wen everyone in the toilets turned round to examine whether she
had breasts!!
i like the sound of the london clubs tho!! x

Posted by Lor, at 14:54 on Wed, Jul 25th

I agree with Nicole, Sitch in Newcastle is pretty good.
So is @ne & (so I've heard) is
Powerhouse.
But I don't know... yet! Tee hee.
xox

Posted by nikkii, at 14:12 on Wed, Jul 25th

jaks in basildon i agree is fun and easy also colors thats too easy, my best one must of been
when i went to the theatre with my partner we ended up in the toilets of 'her majesty's
theatre', toilets were nice and plenty of room lol xxxx

Posted by Becci, at 20:12 on Tue, Jul 24th

Cruz 101 Manchester!!!!!! Not only done it in the toilets there but also ahem right in the
middle had a bit of a yeah you get the picture...and a bar girl came over n asked us to 'calm
it down' ie take my hand outta her pants. Oops. x

Posted by Angela, at 17:24 on Tue, Jul 24th

Speaking as a girl from Western Australia, the best toilet I have been getting down in would be
some in Kalamunda... But I must say it was trumped when we moved to the darkened grass area :)
If ever any of you come visit down under look it up! Very highyl recommended :)

Posted by sammy, at 15:10 on Tue, Jul 24th

def agree with the remark below, lets hear it for the fit gay girl who likes a good seeing too
in the loo

Posted by Jennsinn, at 14:49 on Tue, Jul 24th

I think I'm in love. Theres nothin better than a girl who doesn't mind being ragged all over a
cubicle. If ya gotta go ya gotta go LOL. Bring on the passion ;)

Posted by sammy, at 14:40 on Tue, Jul 24th

i wouldnt mind getting in a toilet with your reporter. shes fit

Posted by LP, at 14:25 on Tue, Jul 24th

unless ya want all those girlies wot ur up too, i reckon toilets in straight clubs are the way
forward! the risk of being rumbled n the fact what ur doin is a little bit naughty makes it
soooo much better!

Posted by lou, at 11:04 on Tue, Jul 24th

ive been tempted a few times but allways botteled out at the last min. i will try the suggested
plases however and let you know

Posted by Orla, at 16:52 on Mon, Jul 23rd

Well i live in Belfast and I have only had sex in one toilet and that was in the Kremlin amazin
as it was before they changed it around now there is always a staff member on lookout and its
always one 2 a cubicle although its also good if your straight coz they are unisex bathrooms
anyone can get up2 fun

Posted by LS, at 15:38 on Mon, Jul 23rd

You are forgetting that not everyone lives in London! If I wanted to fornicate in the toilets
where I am, I would have to forgoe the lovely delights of the toilets in Leicester, which by
all accounts are only slightly better than the one which made us all cringe in
Trainspotting.

Just for the pleasure of using a London toilet I would much rather pay
a fiver to take the girl home and do it in my clean bed! Or even in my own clean
toilet!

However, quite luckily I have a lovely girlfriend whom pays half the taxi fare
so we both get it where we want it and I don't have to kick her out in the morning!

Posted by Jodean, at 14:26 on Mon, Jul 23rd

Well..... I'm glad to see that others enjoy this kind of activity. I have engaged in this many
times and have so earned myself the reputation the lovely journalist so wishes to avoid (well
worth it) and many a times I have been caught and can honestly say the best thing to do is take
a bow lmao. I do however have the misfortune of living in the north of our beautiful country
in a town with only 2 gay bars and so the vast majority of my toilet humps have taken place in
straight bars and it is much easier in those as girls always pee in pairs!! I would like to add
a third reason to the list though - if the lucky lady you are leading into the cubical of
choice turns out to be a shit shag who couldn't get a nun off (believe me I have met these
wo.men) then you know they are shit before you take them home and you can move on to someone
else! I am a big fan

Posted by Brody, at 13:26 on Mon, Jul 23rd

Toilet fondling can be pretty immense if the girl is hot and you haven't just found out that
she shaves her pubes into a mickey mouse shape! It's true i've seen it.
But never do it in
a club that is a drug den or you could have a nightmare unfold like what once happened to me
and my G/F. In the early days, when we shagged everywhere, decided we were too horny to wait
(nearly did it the corridor, monstrosity!) and just as I had her wedged in an arkward (but hot)
position the owner kicked the door open thinking we were sniffing coke. I'm sure that is
illegal but we have to drink there still as it is the only club that we don't have to catch a
train for. The toilets we full and a few of the girls, that I had done the same thing with,
looked on with glee. Embarrassment to the fullest degree!!!!!!!

Posted by Samantha, at 09:36 on Mon, Jul 23rd

In Jumpin Jaks over Basildon Festival, It's a straight club, which makes it all the more better
because all the other girls just think you're going in the toilet to sob about your boyfriend
matters lol. But them toilets are alright, hardly ever any lines of girls waiting, s'all good.
And the toilet attendants are always far too busy to watch people going in and out of the
toilets, plus they must think all the girls are straight hahaha.

Posted by Educator, at 22:00 on Sun, Jul 22nd

Hey!!!!! I think I shagged the blonde girl in the top left pic.....

Posted by Garvie, at 21:13 on Sun, Jul 22nd

I'm slightly disturbed as the bottom right hand pic looks like me getting it on....I have no
recollection of this event so I must have an evil twin in London....excellent! Obviously I'd
NEVER been caught having toilet sex....nah ah! ;) apart from the other week in Switch toilets
in Newcastle...ahem! I agree...most exciting place if not completely embarrassing when
caught....I'm a toilet pimp x

Posted by Nicole, at 16:39 on Sun, Jul 22nd

I have tried quite a few toilets in quite a few cities and i have to say the toilets in Switch
up in Newcastle was one of my fav's. It makes it almost dangerous knowing the toilet attendant
is only at the other side of the stall door. I sometimes enjoy toilet sex more than that which
takes place in a bed! I have to say the two reasons given for doing it in the loo's are spot on
in this artical, i hate that next morning stuff with a gilr who looks like your mate bob from
the dodgy pub round the corner lol

Posted by Val, at 13:35 on Sun, Jul 22nd

Dot Cotton club in Cambridge, like Tesco's deli counter ... wait your turn and go for it
(though there's plenty of places to 'hide' in the club :P - so I'm told )

Posted by GomGom, at 03:59 on Sun, Jul 22nd

In Bristol the club and bar toiltets have the top and bottom visisble - so nothing can happen -
But in DoJo in Bristol.. the toilet doors are great - you can be all alone with the girl and
all the bouncers can do is knock on the door, (if they notice) it absolutely fabulous !!!!!

Posted by Sammy, at 23:37 on Sat, Jul 21st

many a fond memory of time spent in the pop stars toilets