Posted by fatalefemme, at 15:37 on Tue, Jun 3rd

What do parsley and pubic hair have in common???

You just push it aside and keep on
eating!

Posted by GEMGEM, at 02:20 on Wed, Jan 30th

HAHA U R 1 HOT N FUNNI LADY LOL XX HURRY UP N GET UR ASS OVER ERE IN THE UK PRETTY PLS XX

Posted by sarah, at 19:13 on Thu, Dec 6th

haha, love it. best article by far!
:)
xx

Posted by Kaz, at 10:36 on Fri, Nov 30th

haha love t. I had a 'thing' with a straight woman. never got to seein her, but we messed a
bit. We don't talk now. LOL
As for lesbian jokes, I think I was a bit too late, all the
ones I know are already here...

Posted by Ali, at 22:58 on Mon, Nov 5th

Definately a treat!!

*HumanaHumana*

Posted by kirsty, at 20:43 on Thu, Oct 25th

Hey Great Interview!!

Heres 1...

Q: Two lesbians are walking down the street
with their hands in each other's pockets. What are they doing?

A: Lip
Reading

.XD

Posted by Jo from Long Beach, at 20:29 on Mon, Oct 15th

What's the difference between parsley and pussy?

Lesbians don't eat parsley...

Posted by Raven_Akira, at 05:11 on Sat, Oct 13th

I tend to stay the Hell away from straight women, though the thing is they don't stay way from
'me'...

I'm usually the experimental guinea pig, not that I have much room to
complain. Although, whether that's Heaven or Hell, I have yet to discern...

I've dated
a few, converted even more, the fucked up thing is, if I actually 'try' they usually back away,
on the other hand I'll be completely oblivious to the others affection and then suddenly I'll
have their tongue down my throat...

Women, I'll never understand, at least I use my
powers for good...most of the time...

Anyway, a joke...a joke...hhmmmm....I gota fair
few...

Um...ok, here goes...although you've probably heard it all before,
XD.

Q: What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
A: Strap-on
tools.

Nice work Bridget, you are one funny broad.

Posted by tam, at 23:30 on Tue, Oct 9th

lets start virgin airlines/bridge fund and get her here to the UK!!!

Posted by jessy, at 11:57 on Fri, Oct 5th

hello lover

Posted by chelle, at 22:14 on Wed, Oct 3rd

One thing us paddy's are reknowned for, bad jokes. So, just to keep my fellow countrymen happy,
here it is.
What do you call an Irish lesbian?
Gay-lic.
I apologise. ;-)

Posted by Jess, at 13:05 on Tue, Oct 2nd

What is the difference between a diet and a lesbian?...

Ones a snack cracker, the
others a crack snacker!!

Awful i know! ;)

Posted by lei, at 09:03 on Tue, Oct 2nd

i have only eva bin wiv 1 grl who has been there b 4 all the rest av bin apparently
strait,this is 1 hell ov an ego boost wen it happens! but tho it may b nice 2 thnk "im gud
enuf 2 b able 2 convert!" in the bk ov my mind im always wary they gna fk me off 4 the nxt hunk
who cms along n im always lft feelin like i woz sum kind ov lab rat 4 them jst 2 c wot its
like.
n e hoo on a lighter side my joke...wot do u call a lesbian dinosaur?

lickalorrapuss!!
lei xx

Posted by steph x, at 02:02 on Tue, Oct 2nd

Hahaha, this made me laugh out loud. Good work! x

Posted by my boyfriend is a lesbian, at 12:51 on Mon, Oct 1st

what about when one's attracting str8 girls all the time and not lezzies?
i really wonder
why i cannot orientate my orientation ;PpP
it's surely killing me sometimes[cuz they
definately walk out after a while to have a happy marital life and a bunch of
kidz:s]
rockin in bed is not everything after all,although i used to believe so for a
while..:(
anyway,the interview was sweet+pretty realistic+funny!

Posted by mandy, at 10:44 on Mon, Oct 1st

great interview....
ok my joke is.....
What do u call an asian
lesbian?
Minge-eater......
No offence to asian lesbians, am one myself and few of my
pals call me this......

Posted by H, at 09:37 on Mon, Oct 1st

God damn straight women, i've had 2 encounters with evil sirens one was unaware of my undying
love for about 6 years haha she still doesnt know! i met her when i was 12 and was infatuated
with her untill i was 18 lmao how sad am i :p

My second was with a girl i worked with
it was my first full time job and most people were around my age and we used to go drinking
after work most days. One friday after being abandoned by everyone there were 3 of us left so
we moved on to another bar, eventually one of our trio went on the missing list after getting
drunk and sticking her tounge down my throat haha i think she met a guy and went home with him.
so it was me and my other work buddy left to our own devices eventually after doing a search
for our friend visiting the Keebab shop and sitting on a bench for about 45 mins we got a cab
home. in the back of the cab my heterosexual friend jumped me and after i reassured her she was
straight and she reassured herself she straddled me and had her tounge down my throat all the
way home lol. there was a repeat of these antics the following night and the sunday morning
after that and come monday we wernt as good mates as we had been before friday nights outing.
however we never spoke about it after that we went back to being good mates and she got in some
deep relationship with a real nice guy :)

Great Interview, and i love your myspace you
should defo get on Bransons back and do a tour of the UK. and im sure if you need anyone to
sign any patisions or letters supporting your free trip to the UK you have plenty of willing
people right here :D

Posted by Jess, at 23:53 on Sun, Sep 30th

Yesterday I realised that a past love is addicted to women she can't get (ok so I turned, but I
was already half way there). Some married, some straight, some forbidden... At the time I
didn't get the jokes about the Ellen episode and what you get for turning someone. I don't get
it personally, there's nothing more off-putting than a straight lesbian, she kisses you while
watching for the male reactions (my first gay kiss (pre-dating the ex)).

Posted by saz, at 20:56 on Sun, Sep 30th

you should come over for ylaf!

Posted by Victoria, at 19:54 on Sun, Sep 30th

I have never seen a live commedy show, I know I dont have much of an excuse because I live in
London, but I loved your clip so much Im actually tempted to go to a show. I Googled for this
joke! Why do lesbians like whales so much? Because they have 50 foot tongues, and air holes on
the top of their heads. xoxoxox

Posted by andrea, at 19:50 on Sun, Sep 30th

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus! okay with that out of the way, great
interview, you are very beautiful, will check out your myspace

Posted by kel, at 17:37 on Sun, Sep 30th

fucking great in bed eh? my names kel and im your new biggest fan! you know you should meet
your fans! ;-) xoxoxo

Posted by Lisa, at 16:09 on Sun, Sep 30th

I loved the article, I have had many an experience with straight women, all of which were short
and ended badly, usually with me heartbroken.

Posted by Lor, at 13:50 on Sun, Sep 30th

Haha! That was funny.
If anyone's seen the film 5ive Girls, this article has a whole new
level of gay.
Anyhoo; i'm a crap lesbian cos I don't know any good dyke jokes :(
Don't
hate me for it.
xox

Posted by mel, at 12:01 on Sun, Sep 30th

star has already done the worst joke i know, which is actually the only lesbian joke i know.
great interview, and loved your myspace vids the birth one was a bit weird though!

Posted by Simone, at 08:50 on Sun, Sep 30th

yeah very funny stuff here : bad joke alert :

nike are making trainers for
lesbians.
they are calling them "nikes for dykes"
they have 50% more tongue and you can
get them off with one finger.

Posted by Lysa, at 07:49 on Sun, Sep 30th

Straight chicks are teases! Haven't dated one yet, not sure if I wanna lol, but can't knock it
til ya try it eh.
Here's my joke!

Q: Two lesbians are walking down the street with
their hands in each other's pockets.

What are they doing?

A: LIP
READING!!!!!!

Posted by DykeTastic, at 06:05 on Sun, Sep 30th

You obviously know how hot you are!

Posted by zoe, at 05:14 on Sun, Sep 30th

worst lesbian joke i know!!!
what do u call a lasbian with fat fingers?..........
well
endowed

Posted by Leslie, at 04:52 on Sun, Sep 30th

I too have loved a straight women, well chick she wasnt a women yet. She was 17 and I was 19,
best mates with some weird connection.
One night it hapened, we kissed, it was HOT! I too
thought the same, she would drop all her straight tendencies and stick with me forever and that
was our plan.
Long story short, it was fabulous, she dumped me last week, one month after
our two year anniversary. Hey myspace profile now says STRAIGHT.....

Posted by Dannielle, at 01:44 on Sun, Sep 30th

great interview! i steer clear of the straight girls! this one girl emma i was her first
lesbian experience and we'd been getting to know each other i was young and cocky thinkin i was
the shit! spent a night together and she obssessed over me for months it became sickening...
but she got over it eventually and now we're friends and turns out she is gay as she married a
woman.. so would that mean i turned her do u think? that would really help the ego!!!

Posted by Jane, at 01:06 on Sun, Sep 30th

I would love to go to a school reuninion and bump into the first girl who broke my
heart!

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three; one to
change it, one to perve on her and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience

Posted by sarah, at 00:59 on Sun, Sep 30th

bless me father, lol, love the interview

every experience of straight women ive hadhas
left me sick to teh stomach

i hate this joke, but in my defence you did ask for bad
ones

how can you tell if a lesbian is butch
she rolls her own tampons

Posted by GEMMA, at 00:32 on Sun, Sep 30th

STRAIGHT WOMEN ARE DEF TRICKS!!! LOVED YOUR MYSPACE MOVIES SO FUNNY AND OH SO HOT!

Posted by Star, at 00:19 on Sun, Sep 30th

hahahaha!! I seem to have outgrown Halloween more so than straight women!

Q: What does
a lesbian bring on a second date?
A: A U-Haul.

*ducks*

Posted by Caroline, at 00:10 on Sun, Sep 30th

I think we are all guilty of breaking that commandment at some time or another! The worst joke
I know would be

A lesbian walks into a sex shop and asks where the vibrators
are.

"Come this way," the woman behind the counter says, gesturing with her
finger.

"If I could come that way, I wouldn't need the vibrator, would I?" the woman
responds.

I know it stinks!