Posted by superdykeamy, at 03:12 on Thu, Jan 24th

Awesome article! I love p!nk and am jealous that i didnt come up with this article as an excuse
to stalk her but i would never do it for real. i agree with comments saying stalking is a
blatant disregard for a persons privacy but i applaud your mission and found the article
brilliantly written and absolutely hillrious A+

Posted by jeni allder, at 22:44 on Sun, Dec 16th

fucking hell ive not laughed that much for awhile!!
ive never stalked anyone....but i
appear the be getting stalked by a girl.....its kinda irritating but funny at the same time!

Posted by Lisa, at 06:28 on Sun, Dec 16th

Good god your story was hilarious !!!! Have we not at one time or another did what you did ? ok
you did it for a story but what the hey :P The stalkee could not have been more perfect than
Pink herself *swoons and falls onto the couch face first* ;o) Thanks for great quick read and
alot of humour xoxox

Posted by tracey, at 05:55 on Sun, Dec 16th

For fuck sake, why do lesso get so fucking mad over famous people.. they are human just like ya
self.... Go do something useful

Posted by Ali, at 22:55 on Mon, Nov 5th

Haha - That was absolutley wicked!!

Posted by Kayla, at 12:45 on Fri, Nov 2nd

P!NK is the love of my life even though i don't believe in love! is that freaky?

oh
well...if i can't have her i will gladly go for Kiera Nightly instead!

imagine having
both...heehee (evil horny lesbian laugh)

Posted by Lisa, at 13:08 on Wed, Oct 31st

I love P!nk more than I loved my last girlfriend if you need to go back to get more pictures
and need an assistant pick me pick me

Posted by kelly, at 22:02 on Fri, Oct 26th

Thats funny great pics x x I love pink! I wish I could have been right there with you. x

Posted by Tracey, at 13:38 on Fri, Oct 26th

I dont have time to read it all right now, but I love the pics, especially you up a tree, they
are great!

Posted by Deeg, at 17:32 on Thu, Oct 25th

That was so funny, Loved the part of you hanging out in Pinks fountain. hehe Can't say I've
ever been stalked but who knows! I also can't say that I've ever stalked anyone. Times I
thought of it but with famous singers and such I don't feel myself wasting my time. I feel
that having an idol and listening to some music is ok but I wouldn't text them nor try to hang
out at their place trying to sneek a peek. If someone famous wanted to know me then they would
find me I'm not wasting my time finding them. But that's just me.

Posted by Shellybop, at 16:16 on Thu, Oct 25th

Fantastic story there!
I can't believe you did that!! nice one! And great pictures
too!
Can't say I've ever been stalked before, not that I know of lol!
But I did once
fall in to the "making sure I was places someone would be, in the hopes I might see her"....
does that count?... guess it does! lol!

Oh and there was the time me and some friends
went to a gig 10 hours early to stand outside the tour bus of a band in the hope we might meet
them.... and we did meet one of them anyway.... yey us!

xxx

But Pink tops the
lot! fantastic!

xxx

Posted by Zara, at 15:35 on Thu, Oct 25th

haha. this is hilarious. i love you

Posted by Sanders, at 15:18 on Thu, Oct 25th

I don't really get it. I mean, this is SO wrong, at first I thought it was a big satire of
stalking, but you actually WENT to her house. We can sense the humor, but mainly we can see how
you violated her own space. I'm putting myself in her skin and I'd be FREAKED out to read this
and how this is normal to you and even worse, how this is normal to everyone reading it! I
think it would have been very funny if you would have stalked Rodney Dangerfield or something,
not someone who is ACTUALLY probably being stalked every week.
I think lots of people
should stop adoring idols and make their own life happen instead...
And just to add on
little note, love drama (including stalking) happens to EVERYONE... not only gays and
dykes....

Posted by liz, at 12:25 on Thu, Oct 25th

that was so funny lol. the pics were brilliant u have made my day lol x

Posted by H, at 10:37 on Thu, Oct 25th

LMFAO quality stuff that had me laughing so much i had to leave the room. that was great i love
it haha. top lady :D

I have never been a stalker i can safely say its not one of my
hobbies i prefer to watch football lol and i havent really been stalked. Ive had two ex's that
sent a rather a lot of txts and e-mails..... waited for me to sign on to msn and called me at
the stupidest times of the day and night but..well is that stalkerish? perhaps i prefer to
think i dont meet scary women like that lol.

Posted by char, at 10:18 on Thu, Oct 25th

i can picture all the pink fans flooding to harpenden this weekend in search of her, lets split
up and look for clues!

Posted by Helen, at 09:45 on Thu, Oct 25th

Fantastic hehe nice job if you can get it, If I ever feel the need to be stalked Lucy I know
who to call lol, we too were Qin in the rain to see the lovely P!nk at least you had a car to
stalk her from haha top work Laidee x

Posted by Heather, at 08:01 on Thu, Oct 25th

LMFAO! I have never personnaly been stalked, nor have i been the stalker, this made me smile, i
dont think id have the energy to do that! Athough it does seem an ace way to pass the time!
LOL! Il start my day with a smile now, thank u girls xXx

Posted by Loui, at 07:20 on Thu, Oct 25th

Great job! Funniest article read in ages *smile*

Posted by krital, at 04:14 on Thu, Oct 25th

That was funny as hell, you girls had me laughing all the way through it.... keep up the good
work.

Posted by Pringle, at 01:49 on Thu, Oct 25th

I have to say that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time...I'm very visual and pictured
you getting chased out by security and warned off by coppers...well done!

Posted by Charlie, at 00:13 on Thu, Oct 25th

If I could stalk anyone it would be Pink too!! I would camp out for as long as it takes for
her to return! :o)

Posted by TJ, at 00:10 on Thu, Oct 25th

On one of many break ups with my first gf when I was 20, in one day I received 38 txt msgs, my
mobile rung 69 times and the home phone 57 before I pulled it out of the wall......suffice to
say we're not together anymore..haha

Posted by Kacey, at 23:48 on Wed, Oct 24th

LMAO! Yeah I have a story! In my sad days of being an M.J fan, I was only 14 years old. I
slept outside a hotel for weeks just to get a peek at him! The good thing though was I got to
meet Janet Jackson and her boyfriend and got to say hello to Tom Cruise who was staying at the
same hotel (Great Tom Cruise) I did get in to the hotel a few times and on the top floor where
he was staying, but his security showed me the door many times! We ended up on 1st name terms
and they just would laughed after a while. He did pop his head out of his room door with
something across his face and laughed and said, I know your voice so well that I thought I
would just come out and say hi! As I went to run towards him with my arms out a big arm
grabbed me and put me up on there back and took me to the lift! He said, ok Kacey you got what
you wanted now please don't come up here anymore or I will have to call the police! I agreed
with a request for an autograph. I didn't get it. Oh well x

Posted by jen, at 23:24 on Wed, Oct 24th

why is Lucy wearing Calvin Klain knickers on her head,,,are they Pinks. funny as fuck article
btw.

Posted by Leigh, at 21:31 on Wed, Oct 24th

I stalked Pink when she came to south australia. the first 2 times, we didn't see her - we
seemed to be one step behind her! That sucked. The last time, we got a tip off that she might
be staying at the Hilton, so as a last resort we ventured down to the Hilton and joined in with
15 other losers like us, waiting in the stone cold for 3 hours before FINALLY we saw
P!NK!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, there she was in all of her sexy glory, sitting and chilling with
her band and her friends - and possibly Carey. She sat and drank wine. We were told by
security to move away, but we pressed our noses closer to the glass. Security told us to leave
their property and stand on the footpath, which we did for about 5 minutes before slowly
creeping our way back.

We watched her for an hour, before they closed the bar, and she
glided across the floor to the elevator and went up to her room.

Even though we didn't
meet her, we got to see her outside of her concert (which we saw 3 times!) - we saw her
interacting as a human (sometimes we forget that's what she is, and think she's some mythical
Goddess!)........................ ahhhhhhhhhhh stalking P!nk was one of the best things we ever
did!

Posted by zoe, at 20:56 on Wed, Oct 24th

i was in that q outside brixton academy while you were stalking the love of my life haha

Posted by T, at 20:37 on Wed, Oct 24th

Omg I couldn't stop laughing while reading this and the pictures are classic. She seriously got
a place over here *finds map to see how far away Harpenden is remembers that I dont drive*
think I'll pass on becoming her stalker

Posted by Jo-Jo, at 20:15 on Wed, Oct 24th

Ooooo i was on the edge of me seat in anticipation to see if P!nk would make an appearence.
haha. I think i no where i will be visitin on me next day off now. haha

Posted by Jo Hunt, at 20:02 on Wed, Oct 24th

Harpenden..*L*
Nice part of the world, have to say that cos I'm from around
there.*L*
Don't reconise the house though, quite a few famous faces and large houses in the
area.
Very amusing article you got 'balls' girl!

Posted by danni, at 19:28 on Wed, Oct 24th

hahahahaha this ace proper funny xx luv it xx ud av to av some guts to do that xx mental xx

Posted by Gemm, at 19:22 on Wed, Oct 24th

That's epic, I didn't realise she lived in the same town as me, I might have to go on a little
stalker walk of my own. I'll find that place eventually, there's not that many places like that
in town.

Okay I lie, there's loads of them. Including Craig Charles' old house. :S

Posted by claire, at 19:11 on Wed, Oct 24th

i think everyones got a little obsessed with someone at one point be it a celeb or not, its
taking that obsession the one step further than makes you a creepy stalker. if you find
yourself taking clippings from newspapers thats when you should call the men in white coats.
love the story xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Posted by vicky, at 18:53 on Wed, Oct 24th

did you hear she split up with carey? apparently they are getting divorced because he is sick
of her always accusing him of cheating. im sure its cos he knows she's really gay though
*chuckles*

Posted by Jemma, at 18:45 on Wed, Oct 24th

Omg *howls with laughter* Funnily enough I was at that gig and managed to grope P!nk and her
beautifully pierced nipples! :D mwahahaha x x x

Posted by jane, at 18:42 on Wed, Oct 24th

did you manage to meet her or just her security people?

Posted by Leanne, at 18:39 on Wed, Oct 24th

hahahahahahahaha .......... thats well funny